L'aventure américaine

And Odie said to me, "I'm feeling a little bloated... Do you think we could work out more?" So, I responded, "Odie, my dear, it is so hot here. It's 90 degrees at 6am and 107 when I get off work. We just can't do our hikes during the summer!" But, he's so defensive and responded, "You won't *#&%-ing love me when I'm chubby!" I reassured him that I would love him more if he were chubby, but he kept insisting. So, here we are: Sorry about the camera angle...

Having been raised in the Midwest, I love thunderstorms. So, when I see that it's windy and stormy outside, my first reaction is to go outside and enjoy in the storm! May it be noted that this is not a good idea during a dust storm. Especially if one wears contacts. Life lesson #693 learned.