I have worried that I'm old before my time quite often, but an incident yesterday solidified it.
You see, it's true that I go to bed at 9pm.
I sometimes drink warm milk and honey before I go to sleep.
I regularly do crossword puzzles and thoroughly enjoy puzzles.
My closest companion is my dog who often climbs onto my lap.
I only buy shoes that are comfortable and bras that offer good support.
However, yesterday, I found myself going 55mph in a 65mph zone for no reason. I was going under the speed limit for no reason. I committed one of my pet peeves and now I'm very afraid that my senior citizen neighbors are wearing off on me.
Well, it's 6pm: a good hour past my dinner time. Must go eat some prunes and pudding.
You see, it's true that I go to bed at 9pm.
I sometimes drink warm milk and honey before I go to sleep.
I regularly do crossword puzzles and thoroughly enjoy puzzles.
My closest companion is my dog who often climbs onto my lap.
I only buy shoes that are comfortable and bras that offer good support.
However, yesterday, I found myself going 55mph in a 65mph zone for no reason. I was going under the speed limit for no reason. I committed one of my pet peeves and now I'm very afraid that my senior citizen neighbors are wearing off on me.
Well, it's 6pm: a good hour past my dinner time. Must go eat some prunes and pudding.
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-jd